See the title of this blog? You will be seeing a lot of that this summer.
'Arsenal closing in on....'
'Arsenal close to.........signing'
'Arsenal in talks with........'
My advise? Take no notice if you want to keep your sanity.
It's always exciting to see what players are linked with Arsenal but some I've seen mentioned are ridiculous.
The other day I saw that Gianluigi Buffon was being targeted by Arsenal. Come on man! What next? Pele is making a come-back?!
This summer is going to be more mental than Britney Spears and I'm going to do my damned best to keep my feet on the ground and not lose the plot. Its the least I owe the missus.
I hope most Gooners do the same because it is going to be one looooooooooooong hot summer.
Just breathe, count to ten and remember the last time Arsenal won anything.........Fuck it, wheres my brolly?? I'm gonna smash a car up and shave my head bald.
Keep it Goonerish...........